I was charmed by this story from my local rag .
Bike Shed CCTV Camera Stolen
a crime-cutting CCTV camera was stolen.
It didn't cut that crime did it ?
The camera was stolen from the station in Elmstead Lane, Chislehurst, between 11.30pm on May 31 and 1am on June 1.
Surely the tape would show when the feed went off line and give a more precise time? or is it not recorded, in which case what fucking use is it? Like all the other CCTV cameras.
"The man is described as white and in his early twenties. He was topless and wearing a trilby hat.”
Topless, not shirtless and why the emphasis on a 'trilby' hat. Is it to differentiate between all the other topless hat wearers that were around at that time?
In addition, I would be embarrassed to admit my CCTV camera was stolen and not put up a poster proclaiming the fact and also letting the local pond life know the area was no longer covered.
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It was me
ReplyDeleteI feel very bad about it
You're a very saucy boy.
ReplyDeleteThey've asked if you could bring it back , so they can acutally hook it up to the VCR this time.
Then steal it again, hat optional, but not topless again please.