Chloe Smith (centre) Chloe Smith (27) Empty Space and part time Borg has won the Norwich North by-election.
In response to her victory Miss Smith said " ......... "
Meanwhile Party Leader David Cameron said.
" This is the culmination of all my plans, we have been grooming Chloe since she was 16 to be an utterly pliable non-entity, as easy to manipulate as play-doh, I can say anything to her and she just repeats it, like one of those comedy parrots. I mean look at her, she's never had an independent thought in her life poor thing.
Once the next election comes and I've got rid of all those in the party that have ideas of their own, I have a whole army of characterless golem waiting in the wings to take over. I've seen where Maggie, Gordon, and Tony went wrong, the Prime Minister can't have people near him who think for themselves, all they cause is trouble. "
In response to her victory Miss Smith said " ......... "
Meanwhile Party Leader David Cameron said.
" This is the culmination of all my plans, we have been grooming Chloe since she was 16 to be an utterly pliable non-entity, as easy to manipulate as play-doh, I can say anything to her and she just repeats it, like one of those comedy parrots. I mean look at her, she's never had an independent thought in her life poor thing.
Once the next election comes and I've got rid of all those in the party that have ideas of their own, I have a whole army of characterless golem waiting in the wings to take over. I've seen where Maggie, Gordon, and Tony went wrong, the Prime Minister can't have people near him who think for themselves, all they cause is trouble. "
"This of course does not apply anyone who went to Eton or members of the Bullingdon Club, who are thoroughly decent chaps to a man and realise that they need someone like me at the top to keep them in the money."
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