Holiday claw back, claws back

Two Idiots LL.B

Two British law graduates are being held in a Brazilian prison today over an alleged holiday insurance fraud.

The two friends studied law at the University of Sussex and graduated in 2007 before embarking on a dream backpacking trip taking in 30 countries including much of South America.........The women were due to return to Britain on Monday..

So probably a bit skint by now then, perhaps needed a few bob for when they got home, seemed like a good idea at the time. Not sure I'd want either of them as a my defense brief, although I'm sure they'd do well at the CPS.

Anyway, do they not teach morals & ethics at British Law Schools anymore

Oh, apparently not : Disgraced race lawyer Shahrokh Mireskandari pilfered hundreds of thousands of pounds from clients in a desperate bid to keep his ailing firm afloat, the High Court has heard.

It seems to M'Learned friends, ethics is just a county north of the Thames and morals a footnote in a textbook.
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Oldie but Goldie

Barrister: "May it please Your Honour, I would like to point out, that M'Learned Friend is neither learned nor my friend, I will therefore henceforth refer to him as M'Ignorant Enemy"