I know I'm going through a self imposed misogynistic dry spell at the moment* and even if I weren't I doubt Ms Price would be casting her dead-eyed gaze my way. But if she did, "No" in fact " Hell No"
It normally takes time in a relationship to find out that your partner is as crazy as a box of frogs on Acid and as stable as an upside down pyramid ( in my case 6 years, see post below. PC.)
But this woman's shameless self publicity, foibles, tantrums and tears have been plastered everywhere for years, what person in his right mind would want to hook up with that. I mean these days she looks likes she's made of biltong and plastic.
This is not a post against Ms Price, in fact fair play to her, she took what she was given and made the most of it, thanks to our Sleb obsessed newspapers and TV forcing her down the gaping maws of the great British public, she is now a very wealthy woman. but she obviously has her demons and needs help. Professional help, the sort given by people with degrees and shit in 'Helping People'** not the 'help' provided by loving and supportive 'Cage Fighters' and endless holidays.
Much like the poison arrow frogs bright colours warn you to keep away, I would presume Ms Price's fondness for looking orange and pink serve the same purpose.
I can only conclude that this chap is;
a) poor
b) a shameless self publicist
c) an illiterate
d) a masochist
e) bat shit crazy as well
f) any combination of the above.
If you ask me, it'll all end in tears ( and plenty of front pages, hurrah, trebles all round)
* If it ever becomes non-self imposed, I will still insist it is, as I would expect it to last a while. The best I could be described as is 'Not ugly'
**No really, if you get the right one for you, they are very good, mine was excellent. I'm nowhere near as Radio Rental as I used to be.
Today's Quote:
Unknown Comedian - " I've started dating again, I had to, I've run out of prostitute money."
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It normally takes time in a relationship to find out that your partner is as crazy as a box of frogs on Acid and as stable as an upside down pyramid ( in my case 6 years, see post below. PC.)
But this woman's shameless self publicity, foibles, tantrums and tears have been plastered everywhere for years, what person in his right mind would want to hook up with that. I mean these days she looks likes she's made of biltong and plastic.
This is not a post against Ms Price, in fact fair play to her, she took what she was given and made the most of it, thanks to our Sleb obsessed newspapers and TV forcing her down the gaping maws of the great British public, she is now a very wealthy woman. but she obviously has her demons and needs help. Professional help, the sort given by people with degrees and shit in 'Helping People'** not the 'help' provided by loving and supportive 'Cage Fighters' and endless holidays.
Much like the poison arrow frogs bright colours warn you to keep away, I would presume Ms Price's fondness for looking orange and pink serve the same purpose.
I can only conclude that this chap is;
a) poor
b) a shameless self publicist
c) an illiterate
d) a masochist
e) bat shit crazy as well
f) any combination of the above.
If you ask me, it'll all end in tears ( and plenty of front pages, hurrah, trebles all round)
* If it ever becomes non-self imposed, I will still insist it is, as I would expect it to last a while. The best I could be described as is 'Not ugly'
**No really, if you get the right one for you, they are very good, mine was excellent. I'm nowhere near as Radio Rental as I used to be.
Today's Quote:
Unknown Comedian - " I've started dating again, I had to, I've run out of prostitute money."
.
"Much like the poison arrow frogs bright colours warn you to keep away, I would presume Ms Price's fondness for looking orange and pink serve the same purpose."
ReplyDeleteHeh! Spot on.