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Man blames cat for child porn downloads
A Florida man accused of downloading more than 1,000 images of child pornography is blaming the offense on his cat.
Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.
Now I know that we are cats slaves in all but name and eventually they will openly declare themselves our harsh but fair overlords. But there's no upside to this for the cats, unless it was an example 'pour encourager les autres'. So basically do what your cat says or it's nonce time in the prison showers for you.
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Man blames cat for child porn downloads
A Florida man accused of downloading more than 1,000 images of child pornography is blaming the offense on his cat.
Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.
Now I know that we are cats slaves in all but name and eventually they will openly declare themselves our harsh but fair overlords. But there's no upside to this for the cats, unless it was an example 'pour encourager les autres'. So basically do what your cat says or it's nonce time in the prison showers for you.
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