Teenager With No Arms Designated As Getaway Driver In Jewellery Heist
ah, too many jokes, visions of one-legged Tarzans appearing.
The Judge suspended the sentence as he could see he was armless.
A Police spokesman said they would have liked prior information about the raid as forewarned is forearmed, unlike the getaway drive.
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Don't be too tough on Steve - at least he went for should have, not should of. And excellent WV, guilyc - almost, but not quite guilty
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"The Judge didn't know how to sentence him, much like the defendant, he was stumped"
"Unarmed and dangerous"
"The Police said he was in it up to his elbows, so not very far at all then"
"At least the police didn't have to shoot another unarmed man"
"The Judge said he was juggling several sentences, which is more than the defendant could do"
"The original charge was 'Armed Robbery' but the CPS just didn't think they'd get a conviction"