Friday, 11 September 2009

Mama, We're All Pervy Now.

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Due to the rampant paedophilia and child abuse that infests the British Isles, where you can't step out of your gate without seeing a group of adults beating a five year old with snooker balls in a sock. It has been decided that anyone who even looks at a child is possibly then going to go on and nonce them or poke them with sticks.

Therefore all these potentially dangerous, would-be kiddie fiddlers must be tagged and bar-coded (Someone has worked out it's approximately 11 mio people, I will probably be one of them as I often look after my niece & nephew, plus my SiL's niece & nephew)

Most bloggers and the MSM seem to think this is not a good thing, see Old Holborn , Libertarian Party et.al. even The Daily Fail has issues with it, which is a bit hypocritical seeing as they are one of the ones that have helped drive this panic with their 'Think of the Cheeeeeldren' diatribes.

I'm not going to go into it in detail as others have done it better (see above) ,only to say it's another step closer on the path to a Stasi State.

But the one group of people I do feel sorry for are Football Mascots, you know those boys and girls that lead the team out onto the pitch. Because all those footballers are going to have to be on the database and checked for criminal convictions, disciplinary action and even unproven allegations.

I can think of a few footballers that aren't going to pass that test, there may well be a few gaps in the line next season.

NOTE: Image used for illustration purposes only and in no way implies that unlike the Government, the author believes a quarter of the England Team are potential Uncle Ernie's
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4 comments:

  1. Well said, I never gave a thought to football teams. And you were right to infer that it's not only pedo's this shite is meant to catch, its anyone with a dodgy record from their yoof.

    Is there a Nu Labour database out there that a citizen of this country CAN'T unwittingly get on?

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  2. I don't think there is, but this one to me smells of an ID card starter point in the size of it.

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  3. "...this one to me smells of an ID card starter point in the size of it."

    I'm sure they've factored that into their calculations, but it's all gone very quiet on the ID card front latetly, hasn't it?

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  4. They've gone quiet on a lot of things and it worries me, you just know they're planning some big push.

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