Gun crime in London has risen by 17% over the past year and there was a 20% rise in rapes, police figures revealed.
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Elephants!? Elephants are responsible!?Blimey, it was bad enough with the cows and deer! We''re doomed... ;)
If only it t'were elephants, then we could perhaps talk about getting a larger trident to deal with them.
Funny, I thought the government said the opposite
"If only it t'were elephants, then we could perhaps talk about getting a larger trident to deal with them."Oh, I see what you did there... ;)
Too subtle? I belatedly realised that possibly only Londoners would get the refrence. Still others could always go Here
Elephants!? Elephants are responsible!?
ReplyDeleteBlimey, it was bad enough with the cows and deer! We''re doomed... ;)
If only it t'were elephants, then we could perhaps talk about getting a larger trident to deal with them.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I thought the government said the opposite
ReplyDelete"If only it t'were elephants, then we could perhaps talk about getting a larger trident to deal with them."
ReplyDeleteOh, I see what you did there... ;)
Too subtle?
ReplyDeleteI belatedly realised that possibly only Londoners would get the refrence.
Still others could always go Here