Popped into the local Kwik-E-Mart last night for some baccy and was greeted with these post cards piled up on the counter.
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First it should be noted that an Alcohol Unit is not an SI Unit it is a made up figure, it has no recognition in serious science, in fact even between nanny states they can’t agree on what a Standard Unit is. Treating it as if it is, is disingenuous.
However what business is it of my local council to spend my money on these (badly) printed cards.
For fucks sake, mend the roads, change the street lights, clear the drains, you know all the things we fucking pay you to do.
And don’t cite ‘Public Heath’ your contribution to public heath is clearing rubbish and making sure the drains don’t back up. Leave the rest to Govt and the Quango’s they get quite enough of our money as it is.
Leave us the fuck alone.
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According to that Alcohol Units chart, I'm almost certainly already dead from alcohol poisoning. That explains one or two things.
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"For fucks sake, mend the roads, change the street lights, clear the drains, you know all the things we fucking pay you to do."
I'd settle for:
a) Not digging the pavement up outside my house every fortnight. Junction remodelling and cycle lanes (twice). Water main replacement. Resurfacing of pavement for no obvious reason. This is a job creation scheme for Murphy's mob, innit.
b) Emptying the fucking bins occasionally, rather than just adding a new tie-on label explaining which never before heard-of waste collection rule I've broken this time.