It seems porky plods are to be encouraged to go to weight watchers.
Met sends officers to 'fat clubs'
I’ve no problem with this as long as it doesn’t cost any extra money and in fact it looks like it actually saves money in the long run.
But being as I’m lacking imagination today, it does give me an excuse to type ‘porky plods’ and giggle.
and to post this.

Plod is needed for that?
ReplyDeleteFantastic! I'd forgotten that one.
ReplyDeleteMind you, on the subject of unfit cops, there do seem to be some mixed messages around...
Julia: I saw that after I'd posted.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson would have worked it into a Fat Coppers Sketch if it had been around then.
Also I know the anti-stab vest and hi0vis makes them look bulky, but couldn't they have found a copper who didn't look like he enjoyed pies quite so much.