Although it’s so far up its self it’s a wonder it can still be seen.
Or as The Daily Mash puts it
ADVERTISING watchdogs are to investigate clams that Marks and Spencer's Christmas advert is offensive to everyone.
Say what you like about Debenhams, but at least it doesn't think you're some kind of arsehole
It’s the Morrison's ones with Richard ‘The Handjob’ Hammond (Ed. Are you sure that’s right?) that are getting on my tits.
I’ve never really had a problem with Hammond, he and May are just personality Black Holes to suck off some of ‘The Clarkson’ persona and make him palatable for Sunday night viewing. As a late middle aged man driving fast cars and shouting “You’re All Cunts!” would not get the same viewing figures. (Ed. Are you sure that’s right?)
Just those ads with him tooling around with his trolley and his voice over of insufferable smugness “and I want that guaranteed”.
It makes me want to smash him in the face with a brick.
“Oi Hammond”
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It all passes me by.
ReplyDeletePC are you having a bad day? The one's that get me are the government ads telling us they are going to track us down for living and breathing.Well they aren't governemnt ads they are some Agency fronting for organised crime.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it a weird country where the only way to live where judges and genius' used to live is to wear massive hair and get CGI'd?
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ReplyDeleteWell spotted, It has been a few bad days actually, It's the anniversary of when my life lastly 'went to shit' this week and I tend to get a bit down around this time.
That's why I've been trying to concentrate on 'fluffy' news.
I did do a post on Govt ads Stop Shouting At Me