Monday, 16 November 2009

Members Of Parliament Or Grimsby Town FC? You Decide

 

From an anonymous commentators  posting

In it he describes his

"absolute astonishment and disbelief at the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent to carry out the job for which you are paid."

He continues:

"I am not aware of any swear words or other derogatory phrases in my current vocabulary which come close to a description of your performances – and I use the term loosely – but you have reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude neither I nor modern science had considered possible."

He described the team as "a total disgrace" and claims he had passed kidney stones that had brought him greater pleasure.

"I have given you the benefit of the doubt for too long now – but you pack of repugnant sputum-filled invertebrate -------- should go now and don't look back.

"You've consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth's scrotum so frankly you can ---- off now – don't pass go, don't collect your wages and don't ever come back to this town again."

He signs off with this cutting remark:

"I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-through in the near future."

It is indeed a rant about Grimsby Town FC and the disappointment  of a  supporter named Poojah.

But I’ve never seen a better summing up of my thoughts on the 646 shower of shits currently in the Palace of Westminster.

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