Ninja Violin-Bow Makers?

Tails cut off horses at stables

Seven horses at stables in East Sussex have had their tails cut off.

Police are investigating the attacks, which could be linked to the sale of horse hair.

I have three theories the police might like to consider.

1. A rogue band of ninja violin-bow makers

2. Due to the recession a herd of ;

a) Chavettes
b) Z-list celebs
c) Footballers WAGS

Are roaming the countryside in search of cheap hair extensions.

3. Someone with a very strange fetish

Please, please let it be 1.

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