Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Orchestra Stalls

 

I’m not going to comment on this story per se, as what people do to their own bodies is up to them. If they take that decision without being fully informed well ‘caveat emptor’ as they say.

New warning on 'perfect vaginas'

I do however take exception to this quote.

They also suggested that any pain apparently caused by protrusion may well have a psychological root - noting that male genitalia protrude far further without causing major discomfort.

Oh really, well you’ve obviously never been given a sharp whack in the nads.

Consultant gynaecologist Sarah Creighton and psychologist Lih-Mei Liao

Oh I guess not not then.

No, really men are constantly on guard for their two veg and would much prefer it if they could be tucked away, as even a slight ‘grazing’ can bring on vomit inducing pain.

So to coin a phrase “Try slipping whilst climbing over a five-bar gate in my trousers” before coming out with such guff.

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1 comments:

  1. If you haven't already, check out The Daily Mash take on this.

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