Then get it one of these for Christmas
This possibly the most insane pet device I’ve ever seen.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it will work on dogs, dogs are stupid.
But cats? No frikkin way.
I guarantee that even if you sneak up on your cat, manage to insert a claw in the device, as soon as you turn it on, you are going to Hospital.
You can see the TV advert for this at the JML website Pedi Paws.
(JML have become the Ronco* for the noughties)
You will note that it is not shown being used on a cat. I would imagine the actors are still under going reconstructive surgery
(The US version does show just one cat being done for about 5 secs, after which I’m sure the blood splashing the lens made the film unusable)
So if you’ve got a cat or cats and are thinking of getting one of these. You’d better also stock up on; military wound dressings, bandages, plasters, butterfly stitches, disinfectant and blood expanders.
See Also: How To Give Your Cat A Tablet
*For younger readers your Grandad will explain who and what Ronco did
That's hilarious! For someone that has dogs who are scared of the vacuum cleaner, and as for my cat, my husband spend all last night unable to move, as the cat had claimed his foot place on the bed, and he was afraid that she would savage his toes (again) if he moved her.
ReplyDeleteMonumental practical waste of money chez Pseudonymph, but the entertainment value would be priceless.
the entertainment value would be priceless
ReplyDeleteAnd owning a Chemist* as you do, at least you can get your wound dressings wholesale
*Is it still a Chemist in The Land of Wonder or is it Pharmacy, I can't remember
Depends on whether we want to sound all professional or not. Our title has pharmacy in it, but the kids tell them that mum and dad work in a chemist shop. Once one of them said that dad sold drugs to people, but we're slowly getting back on the invite list now.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee that even if you sneak up on your cat, manage to insert a claw in the device, as soon as you turn it on, you are going to Hospital.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed and so it should be.
When they filmed the cat scene, the machine wasn't turned on.
ReplyDeleteSimples.
@Mark
ReplyDeleteWhy would you do that unless you are some sort of person who hates people who own cats?
I think the ASA should be told
PC having hosted several fleets of cats in my time I can say that it very much depends on the feline view of the human thingy.
ReplyDeleteMy all time top cat Thomas 2 would have happily ventured into a spin dryer just to see what happened. Fluff didn't care about anything, an A-bomb was a mere flea scratch. Tigger was a pussy cat.
Spitt or Brambelle however,....well.