The moose head, with 3-foot-wide antlers, plummeted off a wall at the Scandinavian-themed White Slab Palace restaurant on October 4 and hit her.
She says she suffered a concussion and other injuries.
It doesn’t mention if she then went on to insult a group of German tourists, beat up a Spanish waiter or perform a silly walk.
Which is shame if she didn’t, as you seldom get such sit-com reference goodness.
h/t The Metro