Artists Impression
(not Pavlov’s Cats Bedroom)
On returning home from the daily grind, first order of business, is kettle on. Then into the bedroom to strip off the ‘uniform’ of shirt and tie, climb into a pair of old jogging bottoms and a well worn t-shirt.
With that done. to my mind the working day is officially ‘over’ and I can relax.
Yet what do I find this evening?
With an accuracy that the USAF could only dream of. The cat had managed to throw up in the only item of clothing on the bedroom floor, to whit my jogging bottoms.
Bastard
The Culprit
”Feel better now?”
12 comments:
What more could you want? What an expression of love from the pussy cat!!!
Did you throw them away or wash them?
still better than pants showing ' the workings of the ship your honour'.
@ 'eddle - In the wash of course. They were Primarni after all
@Anon
"I pray you stop reffering to the 'workings of the ship' Stephen. It does make one feel so very low" J. Aubrey. (Captn)
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Oh my. All I can is that Brideshead Revisted has never been the same since its encounter with Lamb in Jelly. And having to hand back student essays with 'Sorry, my cat was sick on your work' is deeply humiliating....
@PT
I'd be using it to my advantage, I know in this 'all must have prizes' age. you can't actually mark anything as a 'Fail' or 'F'
But you could hand the work back with a
"Very good Justin, you got an 'E'.But my cat was sick on it"
and knowing look.
As the saying goes "If cats could talk. They wouldn't"
and I can't think of a better example of feline disapproval.
What your cat did all day: got completely and utterly pantsed.
Ah, at HE level we are allowed, obliged even to fail the useless and idle. Cats do indeed offer critical comment freely via regurgitation, but I do resent that critique appearing in the middle of the bed under the duvet!
Ah, yes! That's a cat's favourite trick. Well, after putting things in your slippers, that is...
Well its FAR easier to wash trousers than to wash the carpet.
I have to say that chopping the cat's hind legs off as punishment was a touch on the draconian side, Mr PC. Not become a closet Muslim perchance, have you?
There is now way that your room looks anything like that. Or at least because mine looks nothing like that I find it hard to believe that any single man would have a room that looks like that.
@Debster : Ah so I should actually be grateful then. That's cats for you always thinking of other first (not)
@Edwin: No the legs are still there, she was doing that, 'look both halves can face in different directions and you can't do that, Nyah' bit
'Closet Muslim' isn't that a contradiction in terms. I thought the idea of being a Muslim was letting everybody know you are a Muslim at any and all opportunity. At least it seems to be these days. "Can I have a pound of apples please and by the way I'm a Muslim"
@Blue: Very correct, the clutter in mine is immense.
That's why it's taken from a catalogue, although the fact there was nothing on the floor apart from the joggers is true.
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