I thought I'd get a coffee before visiting hours at 6.00pm
"We're closed"
What are your opening hours? I asked for future reference.
"10.00 till 6.00"
But it's only quarter to, says I
"yeah but I turned the machine off already"
Well fuck you Java City

Java City, Queen Mary’s Hospital, Sidcup
UPDATE: They may call themselves ‘The Friends’ but at £1.70 for a bottle of Robinsons Lemon Squash they are no friends of mine.
4 comments:
Is that shop run by Precious out of "Come Fly With Me"?
Remind me never to visit there.
@Mark : I was unaware of this finding, Walliams and Lucas about as funny as a thing that is not funny at all. But I endured some you tube clips of Precious and the simalrity is striking (apart for the fact it was a bloke, hold on , as is Matt Lucas, in which case it was spot on)
@James: The place to avoid is Java City adjacent to Queen Mary's Hospital, Sidcup, Kent.
Since Java is the route of numerous infections, it shouldn't be allowed near a hospital at all.
Just Un-Install it...
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