If you think you’re hard enough
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Whilst being able to break a mans arm with a wing (allegedly) would be enough for most Avian Assassins. Once again we see a swan trying to punch out of its weight class.
Admittedly it is not as much of a mismatch as last time, but still. c’mon swan, try something a bit smaller to start with, maybe a Smart Car or a G-Whizz, remember what happed to the Koala.
In other news: Real life is unfortunately not any better, so apologies for lack of regular input.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/kookaburra-survives-700km-trip-after-being-stuck-in-cars-grille/story-e6freoof-1226068190977
ReplyDeleteNon-Australians are thinking 'wow. Lucky kookaburra'.
Australians think 'lazy bastard.'
Too right, the lazy bludger
ReplyDeleteKookaburra sits on the railway track
Along came a train and squashed him flat
Laugh kookaburra Laugh kookaburra
Glad it was not me
Given what the US is planning to do with pesky critters bringing transportation to a halt, I think they'd better think again!
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