Stop Giving Them Ideas

Yeah, that’s what we need, teach bears to ride horses, next step Bear Cavalry,  think I’m joking just wait.

Imagine this charging towards you, but instead replace the Dragoons with angry bears.

Not so funny now is it laughing boy. One would think with the continuing rise of cow attacks this would be a bad idea. Why only yesterday they were reported as carrying out what can only be seen as a further reconnaissance mission.  Note the quotes

'It used to be sheep, and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.”

Ignoring the rather confused analogy , the sheep obviously reported back that it was to much for them, send in the cows, natures shock troops.

“It's frightening for many of the older people here to have cows walking down the street, peering in their windows, it's ridiculous.”

See a reconnaissance, just wait.

I mean teach bears to ride horses what ever next , Jesus Christ On A Bike say it ain’t so

We are sowing the seeds of our own destruction. We might as well throw in the towel now before rampaging armies of Kodiak Bears riding  GIANT NAZI COWS  take to the streets.

I for one welcome our new animal overlords

A Kodiak Bear Riding A GIANT NAZI COW
[artists impression, click image to enlarge]

 

[Ed note: Another lazy place holding post I’m afraid, the real life situation is getting me down, the job hunting is fruitless, you don’t even get acknowledgments these days let alone interviews, add in traipsing back and forwards to the hospital to visit Nan all the time, Also it was my birthday Monday and birthdays are never fun when you’re out of work, ]