"the ranger isn't going to like this!"
The bear apparently broke into a home at 2 a.m. Monday and grabbed food, including a birthday cake, before ambling off, according to commission spokeswoman Karen Parker.
Ha ha ha, sneaky
Wildlife officials set a trap baited with cupcakes, since this bear seems to have a sweet tooth.
Tee Hee Hee
Biologists tracking the bear say it had moved several miles south of Macclenny by Tuesday morning, and when it's captured, it will be put down.
Ah, not so funny anymore.
And as if bears didn’t have enough trouble at the moment
The Associated Press reports that Clyde Gardner, of Malone, N.Y., planned to wear the bear hide and claws to attack his ex-girlfriend and kill her, leaving no trace of his foot or fingerprints at the scene of the crime.
Genius, even Colombo would have trouble with that one
Bears have still not recovered from this