Don’t Do It Yogi

"the ranger isn't going to like this!"

Bear breaks into Macclenny home, eats birthday cake

The bear apparently broke into a home at 2 a.m. Monday and grabbed food, including a birthday cake, before ambling off, according to commission spokeswoman Karen Parker.

Ha ha ha, sneaky

Wildlife officials set a trap baited with cupcakes, since this bear seems to have a sweet tooth.

Tee Hee Hee

Biologists tracking the bear say it had moved several miles south of Macclenny by Tuesday morning, and when it's captured, it will be put down.

Ah, not so funny anymore.

And as if bears didn’t have enough trouble at the moment

A New York man came up with an unusual plan to hurt his ex-girlfriend: kill a bear, skin it, and then dress up in the carcass and attack her.

The Associated Press reports that Clyde Gardner, of Malone, N.Y., planned to wear the bear hide and claws to attack his ex-girlfriend and kill her, leaving no trace of his foot or fingerprints at the scene of the crime.

Genius, even Colombo would have trouble with that one

Bears have still not recovered from this