So the HoP Clock Tower is off the vertical, due in some part I suppose by the river of shit that flows past it daily (and no, I don’t mean the Thames)
My solution is to knock it back upright using the cannon on an M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank
There may be some collateral damage to the people inside.
But that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
There may be Health and Safety considerations? As you will be aware it would be much safer to carry out this corrective work when the House of Commons is full. Say at the point of a three line whip vote for example?
ReplyDeleteMuch safer for us all outside. If anyone is stupid enough to want to follow a three line whip and is inside, well...