Friday, 21 October 2011

Want To Be A Dictator? It’s About Knowing When To Quit

Much is being made of the capture and summary execution of Colonel Ghadaffi, about the fall of all such men and all the ‘Sic semper tyrannis’ that entails.

The Daily Mail even lists the downfall of  The World’s Infamous Dictators …..and how they met their violent ends

It would seem being a dictator and tyrant is a pretty hazardous job or is it?

Yet they could only come up with six, of which one, Adolf Hitler committed suicide  and another Saddam Hussein was executed after a trial according to the laws of his own country.

So I thought I’d take a look at how some of the other ‘Infamous Dictators’ ended their days.

Name Country Ruled Where Died Age at Death Cause of Death
Idi Amin Uganda Saudi Arabia 78 Natural Causes
Jean-Bedel Bokkasa Central African Republic CAR after lavish exile in France 75 Natural Causes
Francois ‘Papa Doc’ Duvalier Haiti Haiti (in office) 65 Natural Causes
Erich Honecker East Germany Chile 81 Natural Causes

Mobutu Sese Seko

Zaire Morocco 66 Natural Causes
Augusto Pinochet Chile Chile 91 Natural Causes
Pol Pot Cambodia Cambodia (after exile in Thailand) 72 Natural Causes [still debated]

Alfredo Stroessner

Paraguay Brazil 93 Natural Causes
Suharto Indonesia Indonesia 86 Natural Causes
Joseph Stalin Russia Russia (in office) 74 Natural Causes
Mao Tse Tung China China (in office) 82 Natural Causes

Kim Il-sung

North Korea North Korea (in office) 82 Natural Causes

Francisco Franco

Spain Spain (in office) 82 Natural Causes
Enver Hoxha Albania Albania (in office) 76 Natural Causes
Marshall Tito Yugoslavia Yugoslavia 87 Natural Causes
Ferdinand Marcos Philippines Hawaii, USA 72 Natural Causes

Nicolae Ceaușescu

Romania Romania 71 Executed

Ruhollah Khomeini

Iran Iran 86 Natural Causes
         
Still Going        
Name Country Ruled Where Now Age Circumstances
Jean-Claude’ Baby Doc’ Duvalier Haiti France 60 Free At Large

Mengistu Haile Mariam

Ethiopia Zimbabwe 74 Free At Large
Manuel Noriega Panama Panama 77 Prison
Charles Taylor Liberia Netherlands 63 On trial for war crimes
Kim Jong-Il North Korea North Korea (in office) 70 Supreme Leader
Fidel Castro Cuba Cuba 85 In Office
Robert Mugabe Zimbabwe Zimbabwe 87 President

So that’s an average age of 79 at death for some of the worst dictator's and tyrants of modern times, all of whom died pretty well taken care of.

So far from being the risky career choice that the MSM make out, being a brutal despot & tyrant is a pretty safe occupation

Makes you think

9 comments:

  1. Yup, as you say, it's about knowing when to quit.

    Old Gadaffi was offered free passage to Venezuela and turned it down, saying he'd fight to the death. Well he did, so what?

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  2. I'd add Ferdinand Marcos of the Philippines, who made it to 72 before natural causes took him; exiled to Hawaii with $5bn+ in the bank after being ousted by Cory Aquino. His wife Imelda (of shoes fame) is still doing well and has a fighting chance of the Filipino premiership herself.

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  3. A couple from me:- Mugabe, Castro, Chavez.

    Not forgetting Ceausecu, who was 78, and his missus who met the same fate as Gaddafi.

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  4. Thanks for the suggestions, have added them to the list ( apart from Chavez as I think the jury is still out and he really doesn't compare to the rest)

    The point I was trying to make is that far from being the risky career choice that the MSM make out, being a brutal despot & tyrant is a pretty safe occupation

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  5. Good post but how the hell did you get the table into a blog post?

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  6. @bucko

    I use Windows Live Writer 2011 for composing blog posts.

    Does all sorts of neat things, including being able to insert tables

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  7. And of course Ceausescu only came to a bitter end because his WEIRD policy on population control. He could probably have hung on for a lot longer otherwise... or made a safe escape to somewhere warm.

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  8. Ta, I'll have a butchers at that

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  9. Didn't Baby Doc run out of money in Paris and return to Haiti this year, presumably hoping to be welcomed back into the heart of his people in their time of trouble? He was, if I recall correctly, promptly banged up.

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