It Was After His Nuts, D’Ye See

I’m not sure if this goes under ‘animal attacks’  or potential Darwin Award nominee [Ed. use both]

Man Aims For Squirrel, Hits His Foot Instead

A Benton County, Ore., sheriff's officer says a 36-year-old Monroe man told deputies he was startled by a squirrel that ran up his left leg so he fired at it but hit his foot instead.