Today’s Cow (ish) Attack

Whilst we wait for Mark Wadsworth to find the obligatory Yule Tide UK Cow Attack  story.

Normally involving an elderly person just out for ‘a nice walk’ accompanied by an over excitable Yorkshire Terrier called ‘Trevor’

Here is a cow (sort of) attack story from the lovely island of  Hawaii ,HI

Man attacks four outside Kona bar with cow's femur, police say

Hawaii County police said a 45-year-old man injured four men, one seriously, with the thigh bone of a cow in a fight outside a Kailua-Kona bar Saturday.

Rest of story

But they don’t explain why he has such a thing in the first place, which to me is the most interesting question.

Perhaps he wanted to go all ‘Sampson’ on them, but was unable to come up with the jaw bone of an ass.

Still a cows femur, can’t be that bad can it.

Oh right.

Library picture
(not from my library!)