Billy Don’t Be A Hero

JuliaM informs us of not just secret big cats in the English country side , but secret big cats armed with rifles.

And now in The Daily Telegraph  I read they are getting  Bovid’s to edit classic works of English literature.

This is just madness, we are laying the ground for our own extinction. Did nobody see that documentary* Rise of the Planet of the Apes, this is where it starts.

Admittedly getting a goat to sub-edit the online editions of most newspapers would see an marked increase in quality.

But still, wake up people, this is not a road we should be going down. What next Llamas summarising Proust!  

 

*Well it was as much of a documentary as ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ was.