Saw a chap on the train on the way up to that there London that I thought was Justin Lee Collins.
I was just about to say something when I realised it wasn't him.
Wouldn't my face have been red calling a total stranger a cunt.
If it was possible to mistake him for Justin Lee Collins he probably was a cunt anyway
Thought you were oop north.
God no , I was only ever up in Leeds for training. Although it did last many weeks. No, I am safely ensconced back in the bosom of Sarf East Laahden. In fact due to a recent promotion of sorts, I am now seconded to the SEL [South East London] training area which means I don't even have to go North of the river [Thames]now. Or into South West London either.Happy days, the passport & the Glock are safely back in the drawer until my next adventure to higher latitudes.
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