Howdy Hoh!

I was watching the telly box last night when one of those advertisement thingy's caught my eye featuring this little fellow.

Now to me,  because I wasn’t paying that much attention and the sound was off. I initially thought it was an advert for a toilet roll company, why else would you use something that looks like a turd.

But no, it seems this is ‘Zingy’ the mascot for those lovely energy suppliers EDF and is supposed to be a little flame.

I can’t believe in the whole process, nobody said “You know, to me, it kind of looks like a little poo”

Or maybe they just thought. “EDF Energy being portrayed as a little shit. How apt”

Also if I was the South Park boys , I’d be consulting my lawyers just in case there’s money to be made.

The Weekend Sub Ed Monkeys Are On The Job

I think you’ll find you ‘sink’ ships  not shoot them down 

The Daily Mail  naturally ,  do they actually pay these people?

Lucky It Wasn’t Hartlepool

They’d have tried to hang it

A Pig With a Flick Knife!

Was the answer to the old joke ‘What’s Pink and Hard?’

But ladies and gentlemen, something harder

An Eagle With a Sheath Knife

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Don’t say you weren’t warned, because I told you so,  forget about the bovines, when apex predators are going about tooled up, it’s all over. 

Story: Orn la beslag – på morakniv

via www.buzzfeed.com

Goddamn This Room’s Dusty Tonight

Boy made honorary Marine before death

"They decided Cody, with the strength and honour and courage he showed through the whole thing, he should be a Marine," said Cody's father David Snowberger.

Cody was given Marine navigator wings and was made an honorary member of the United States Marine Corps.

For one Marine, that wasn't enough, so he did even more. "The night before Cody passed, he stood guard at Cody's door at the hospital all night long for eight hours straight,"

 

 

Boy made honorary Marine before death: wlfi.com

Semper Fi